Good Morning my holiday spirit blog readers,
Yeah its been quite awhile since I last did a blog entry ( like probably a week * uncomfortable cough * )
I hope y’all miss me ( as much as I missed all of you !!! )
So I am here to talk about an incident that happened in Butter Factory last Friday.
Usually I will blog by sequence ( what happen earlier in the day to what happen at the end of the night ).
I shall cut the crap and skip to what exactly happened leading me to name this blogpost as
“The Revenge of the Ang Bao Skanks”.
KayKay, Ken and I decided to go to Butter Factory ( after chilling at TABOO and Tantrics bar ).
Ken told us that his friends had a table at Butter Factory ( the trance area, seriously I don’t know what the fuck that “section” is called ).
When we went into the VIP area, Ken’s friend told us we could sit anywhere ( the VIP area had only 2 freaking tables !!! ).
The first table was filled with Ken’s friends/brothers.
The second table was not and there were seats available ( and we thought that the other table was Ken’s friend table too ).
So Kay Kay and I decided to go over to the second table to seat ( because her legs were hurting ).
Two/three teenage girls were sitted at the second table, ( ALL ) wearing ( * get ready *) chill red mini velvet cocktail dress ( that was so short that you could see their crotch from far * I swear * and it seems like they bought from This Fashion #justsaying ) and some cheap-ass looking City Plaza hooker heels.
Is this Chinese new year or what ?
They looked like walking “ang baos”.
Seriously if you give them two tangerines, they are ready to visit your house for CNY (
or for a blowjob ).
Back to the story,
KayKay seated at the edge of the sofa.
One of the “Ang Bao Skank” crawl over, assaulted KayKay and shouted
“ GET AWAY FROM OUR TABLE !!! “
KayKay politely stood up and offer back her seat ( because by then it was clear that we had made a mistake and the table doesn’t belong to Ken’s friend ).
That “Ang Bao Skank” called her other “Ang Bao Skank” members and started to CONFRONT US !!!
By then we couldn’t believe our eyes,
Firstly, they came towards us like a scourge of mosquitoes.
One of the “Ang Bao Skanks” member did something that I thought was freaking HILARIOUS.
She hold up a bottle of VODKA and started slurring
“ Did … Did … Did … Did you buy this ? “
( with eyes that look like meth addicts, spittle flying out of her mouth and staggering legs )
I was thinking to myself,
“Is this girl crazy or something?”
( Well *sigh* ) Don’t come confronting me when you are fucking DRUNK ( ohhh you can't blame me for not being able to hear you *laughs* )And … PLEASE CHECK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE HOLDING !!!
IT’S A CHEAP ASS VODKA !!!
NOT CHRISTELLE CHAMPAGNE , NOT DOM !!!
I can buy it in airport for $20 or 7-Eleven for $60 !!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE ?
I admit it’s our mistake for not knowing that the table belongs to “Ang Bao Skanks”.
That doesn’t mean they have the rights to behave this way because eventually we are all CUSTOMERS of Butter Factory and the seat belongs to Butter Factory ( NOT THEM !!! ).
KayKay and I went back to Ken’s friend’s table and partied the night off.
The rest of the night, I could see “Ang Bao Skanks” members ( especially the drunk one ) turning back and giving me the *evil stares*
Wadeva !!! * evil witch laughter *
Enough of my curse and swearing.
I posted a few photos that Kay Kay and I took at Ken’s sister shop opening :
It’s called “ Vanilla Bar & Cafe ” located at 3 Boon Tat Street #01-01.
They provides different varieties of Japanese fusion comfort food, premium coffee and breakfast all day.
In the evening, it is served as a cocktail bar !!!
How cool is that ?
Ok I have come to the end of my blogpost.
Sorry if my profanities are too overwhelming for you.
To any of the “Ang Bao Skanks” members that are reading this blogpost,
YES IT’S DEDICATED TO YOU CRAZY BITCHES !!!
// f.y.i It’s time to buy new clubbing dresses. It's hurting my eyes !!!
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