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Catching Up

2012-03-12T09:24:00.001-07:00

Hello my beloved readers,

Yes as promised ( yesterday on my ustream ), I will be one hardworking bitch and come up with regular blogpost updates for you guys <3

Hahaha ok lah it’s really because I never blog for a few days ( kind of “gian” of yabbering my thoughts ).

Anyway last Friday was my OFF day ( from work ) and I managed to do some catching up with all of my friends ( *of course* my usual hangout khaki, Yutaki ) and to my surprise ... one of my DIAMONDS ( Yeah we used to named our “clique” as “DIAMONDS” back in our secondary school days ) BFF Gretchen Sandy Lin is back in Singapore!!!

Hahaha we called her Gretchen ( a nickname, not her real baptism name ) because we gave her the role of “Gretchen Weiners” from Mean Girls ( if you guys, watched that movie, you will know how funny Gretchen was ) !!! LOL !!! Now I think back about Gretchen Weiners’s memorable quotes ( in Mean Girls ), I will laugh hysterically.

One of Gretchen most epic quote is ...

“ Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism ( with her troll face ) “

and the MOST LOL one is ...

"That is so FETCH ( Gretchen says ) , ( an angsty Regina replies ) Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen! “

LOL !!! Oh gawd, I really missed that movie.

Yutaki was the one who showed me the movie back in 2004 and immediately I fell in love with it and rewatch it for like 100 times.

I still remembered all of us ( the “Diamond” clique ) will roleplay ( individually ) as our Mean Girls characters and we will definitely memorized our lines and bitch about each other ( in a Mean Girl ) manner during RECESS ( yes that’s how free we are back then during our sec school days ) *oh gosh* *memories*.

Guess what Mean Girl character I was ???

I am ... CADY HERON ( Yes, I am motherfucking Lindsanity, bitch *snaps finger* ) !!! LOL !!!

I am given the Cady character by Yutaki because he always think that I am the outsider among the insider. But I’m very happy that I had the role of Cady because ( at first ) Yutaki wanted to give me the role of Damien ( the fat bitchy gay guy ) !!! Chee bye

And of course Yutaki was the fabulous Regina George hahahaha !!!

Ok lah enough of my Mean Girl’s talking ( f.y.i I still remember the first time I went to Xiaxue house, she had a GIANORMOUS MEAN GIRL POSTER !!! LOL !!! ... *random* ) ...

So last Friday, we all hang out and chill out in Bugis ( Yes I know right, BUGIS AGAIN ?!?! )

I’m very excited to see Gretchen because she was away for quite some time ( around 2 years ) because she was furthering her studies in Japan and went back to Taiwan to help manage her father's business ( way to go ... entrepreneur Gretchen Sandy Lin ) !!!

Before going to meet them in Bugis, I accompanied my mum to a law firm ( recommended by my sis's friend ) because my parents are scheduling for a divorce ( oh gosh, I think I mentioned that alot of times liao )and we need to hire a kick-ass lawyer to settle it ( "it" meaning all my housing, settlement etc ) for us.

So I woke up at 11am, doll up myself and dived into my fabulous Eric Lim regale !!! I did some shameless self-loving camwhoring ( while being bored in the cab ).

Shameless photos posted below ( f.y.i I notice there was an irritating piece of thread on my HAIR *CCB*, how did the thread managed to get onto my hair *without me noticing it*??? Maybe I'm too engrossed loving myself... But FUCK IT MAN. I’m still gonna POSE POSE POSE and serve you guys my hot couture *fabulous* ) :

*vogue-ish* face LOL !!!

KUA SI MI !!!

Ok I'm really loving my MOHAWK !!!

The amount of documents I need to bring to the law firm !!!
DIVORCE SUCKS !!!

Going through a divorce SUCKS, seriously.

There are so many procedures that we need to follow and finding/hiring a lawyer could be quite a pain in the ass.

At first, our plan was to visit the Legal Aid ( it’s a government subsided organization, whereby they help middle class income family settle out various legal cases ). However , the Legal Aid took quite some time to process and we’re kind of in a rush to get it all done with. *sad*

Yeah anyway, I meet up with Yutaki and Sandy in Yoshinoya because Yutaki was damn hungry and GRUMPY !!!

Therefore we ( begrudgingly ) accompanied him to Yoshinoya ( and you must see the amount of food he ordered from Yoshinoya, it was like a whole buffet of Yoshinoya-ism ):

Yutaki acting chio while munching his food
because he caught me taking a candid shot of him.
This is one of the chio-er photo.
The rest are damn FUGLY.
If I post all of them, confirm END OF FRIENDSHIP !!! HAHAHA

pic with my BFF

Showcasing my studded wallet
Yutaki's Prada wallet deserve to be in the background !!!
I'm stealing his thunder !!! LOL !!!
Mine chio-er loh !!! Like duh~~~

BFF Gretchen listening to Lana Del Ray because
Yutaki was heavily promoting her songs !!!
I just feel like Lana Del Ray is just a monotone sultry singer.
But all her songs are about suicide one.
You listen already, you will feel like cutting your wrist with a penknife.
WORST THAN JAY CHOU EMOLICIOUS SONGS !!!

<3 my contact lens that I bought from BKK
It's like Lavender on the outside and Yellow on the inside.
Super mad kawaii * act one Yan Kay Kay* \(^>^)/

*smiley* face !!!

Diamonds camwhoring at EPIC CENTRE !!!

After Yoshinoya, we walked around Bugis and happened to end up in Epic Centre and just playing around with iproducts like some retarded.

( Without the notice from the Epic centre staff ) We took a photo using one of their display MacBook.

I think we never deleted the photo leh !!! * oh gosh *

After talking for way too long and lauging way too hard, we went to buy some bubble tea and Gretchen volunteered to treat both of us. *Thank You* *Thank You*

Well to reward her kindness, I did a little comic sketch of how we ( Mean Girls ) order our bubble teas :

The photo says it all.
I cannot stop LOL-ing !!! HOW ???
Yutaki will be pissed.
I just expose his real-life character !!! HAHAHA !!!

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After when we’re done with our aimless shopping in Bugis, we headed to our new found hangout place.

It’s a gaming centre located at Haji Lane.

Ok lah, I am the one who persuaded them to accompany me to the gaming centre because I was damn tired from walking and I wanna slack and play my ( favourite ) wrestling game.

I’m damn old school lah ( i know ).

The only XBOX/PS3 game that I play was WRESTLING because I loved to choose those ( “Zena The warrior princess ” looking ) female wrestlers and catfight with my opponent. *haha*

There you have it, life of fabulous bloggers ...

playing games like some after-school kids and worst of all ...

WRESTLING !!! LOL !!!

So after an hour of wrestling, I was bored and I found this really cute game that involves dancing to sensors. It's kind of like para para but instead of dancing to jap songs, I'm dancing to Top 40s lah.

I can’t remember what was the name of that game but it was really fun.

Like clubbing ( but more aggressive and physical ) !!!

I managed to dance sluttily to all my favourite pop songs ( my favourite slutty song of all time is “Toxic” from Britney Spears and "Pokerface" from Lady Gaga ). LOL !!! I know #OldSchool Me !!! * paiseh-ness*

And of course I ( secretly ) took photos of my beloved Gretchen dancing and she was flipping Yutaki’s sweater like some drama Teochew opera singer. LOL !!! Damn funny can !!!

Gretchen trying very hard to swipe her hands to choose her songs !!!
It can be very irritating because the sensors are very sensitive one !!!
You move abit also cannot !!!

TOK TOK CHANG !!! TEOCHEW OPERA SINGER IN THE HAUS !!!
LOL !!!

See I toldcha !!! LOL !!! <3 Gretchen !!!
She's droppin' like it's hot to Snoop Dog !!!

Ok my mohawk seems nice ( from behind ) but why do I look like some retarded ???

And of course it was my turn to dance ... I felt like I’m Aaron Kwok in Para Para Sakura lah !!!

All the hand stretching and all the body turning.

Oh gosh, after a short 15 minutes of dancing ( which seems like forever ), I was perspiring and breathing heavily like a dog !!!

And ( on the other hand ) Yutaki was just happily playing his God Of War and ignoring the both us :

Yeah Regina's not fucking around !!!
Don't disturb him when he is playing his God Of War !!! LOL !!!

We gamed until like 12 midnight ( can you imagine ? )

But it was damn cheap lah.

We were there for two hours, so we ( each ) paid $10. So the hourly charge was only $5. I heard from the ladyboss that their afternoon charges were only $2.50/hour. Damn cheap can !!!

I really love doing all these chill out activities with my friends now. Especially spending quality time with them and just bascially catching up with each other’s life.

But I’m really happy that we still have that common topic to talk about ( especially with Gretchen ), although I didn’t see her very often.

You know when you are separated with your sec school friends, you can tend to not have those common topic to talk about ( maybe because everyone is too caught up with their own lifes ). That's what I afraid, but luckily I still do have the bounding feeling with all my friends.

I am really very touched when she asked me how I am coping with all my family issues etc.

Just real heart-to-heart BFF emotional pouring moment,

and I really TREASURE that.

Thank You Gretchen ( and not to forget Yutaki lah who was always there for me ) !!!

Alright I shall abruptly end this blogpost because I need to continue watching my “Walking Dead” which I downloaded last night.

Before that, remember to join Yutaki's GIVEAWAY !!!
It's worth $300 can !!! REAL SHIT !!!

Good Night <3

Signing Off

Eric Lim

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2012-03-11T10:48:00.000-07:00

The DRX Clinic Diary: DRXMedispa Essential Facial ( Plus )

2012-03-09T12:55:00.001-08:00

Hello bitches ( I’m BACK ) *WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP*

LOL !!!

Sorry to my fabulous readers. I had been really busy with my life recently. ( I know, *yawn* *excuses* Aye but at least I take the time to really sit down and write a good awesome orgasm blogpost for you ok *shake tits* *hurray* )

Alright I shall start #letsrockthis ,

Last week I went to The DRX Clinic for a schedule review ( remember I told you guys that they will do a consecutive review, then they will determine what will be the appropriate treatment for you next ).

The results for my review had been GREAT can ... It seems like my face is IMPROVING. *no joke*

Honestly, so many of my friends and colleagues had been complimenting on my skin ( asking me what the heck I did to my face, which I jokingly answered “ I apply body fluid on my face*if you know what I mean* *wink* !!! LOL “).

Well, my skin is motherfab-ing IMPROVING !!! *shiok-ness* *olympic victory naked run* #Yesbitch

Thanks to The DRX Clinic ( someone please give this clinic an award can, why so pro one ?!?! ) !!!
Back to the story,

Dr Nicholas reviewed my skin and I asked whether could I proceed with doing my second treatment Fractional CO2 Laser ( because my scar really did lighten ALOT ). He said I could ... but asked me whether I am interested to this particular facial ( which he think will be very suitable for my skin condition now).

However the first thing that came into my mind ( when ‘facial” is being mentioned ), was those hardcore muscled aunties ( who normally never get shacked by their husband for decades and definitely PMS-ing and full of angsty ) using a needle and going through your skin to poke holes and squeeze super hard ( like as if they cannot venge their anger to their husband and venge it on your FACE ).

So I reluctantly said “ Will it help my skin? What if it worsens my skin condtion ?”.

He replied ( very confidently ) “ What makes you think it will ?”.

So the particular DRXMediaspa facial that Dr Nicholas wanted me to try was called:

“ Essential Facial (Plus)”

Even the name sounds so attractive can. Wa lau like machiam you do already your face will sparkle, and furthermore got “(Plus)” somemore ( you know ) which means confirm stronger and BETTER ... LOL !!! OKOK I sound so auntie ...

Ok alot of you might be confused why suddenly The DRX Clinic got a facial place called “DRXMedispa” one ?

The answer being their company is god damn rich lah !!! * hahaha * *teh, wrong answer* LOL !!!
No lah, the truth is The DRX Clinic is for patients who want to seek advice from a CERTIFIED DERMATALOGIST and ( then ) decide what AESTHETIC treatment they wanna go for ( which eventually would be done by their designated dermatologist ).

On the other hand, DRXMedispa is for patient who wants to go for facials ( done by skilled beauticians ). In addition DRXMedispa also provides treatments for body and HAIR ( yes *baldies WAKE UP* ) !!!

For the convenience of their patients, The DRX Clinic and DRXMedispa is located next to each other ( well, basically The DRX EMPIRE took over the whole level 16 can. *wahhhh* *eyes-sparkle* )

Get it now baby ~~~

Alright so it was my first time visiting DRXMedispa ( so being a wonderful blogger myself *ahem*, I have decided to post photos of the interior design of DRXMedispa *sibei good right* *love me or not* *evil witch laughter * LOL !!! #self-praising ) :

Arty photo view of DRXMediaspa !!! LOL !!!
Chio right ??? Got water lilly somemore!!! Aye it's that flower water lilly?

When you first walked into DRXMedispa,
you will be welcomed by their SPACIOUS reception area !!!
Sibei spacious can, spacious until can play football inside !!! LOL !!!

Waiting area. If you bring your friend in, your friend sibei sian.
He/She can slack at these waiting area and read on brochures/magazine that would equip her knowledge
on the fundamentals of his/her skin. LOL !!! * wah I sound so professor-ish* *AYG only* LOL !!!

The paveway to meet Jesus !!!
LOL !!! *joking* this paveway leads to your beautician rooms where all your facial take places !!!

Alright, so ( of course being a curious kid ) I wondered why Dr Nicholas wanted me to do this particular facial.

So I took a brochure from their clinic and read through. Now I understand why ...

So the “ Essential Facial ( Plus ) “ is suitable me for my skin condition now because

It’s a treatment for the MAINTEENANCE of a good complexion ( *ME*). It consists of “Ultrasonic Cleansing”, “Ultrasonic Nutrient Delivery (PG-Vit) and a therapeutic facial mask, while Essential Facial Plus adds Microdermabrasion to the program.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *yuan lai ru chi*

Dr Nicholas wanted me to do this facial because he want my skin to rest awhile before rushing into another ( more intense ) CO2 Laser. So what my skin need now is ... MAINTANENCE !!! *oh i see*

Inside the beautician room

Equipments that would be used for my treatment later.
Look at the DRX logo sticker on both machines, so cute can.!!!
Ok lah they are also kiasu loh, as if DRXMedispa will be robbed.
Wait a minute. What if it really happen?
The robber instead of robbing their cash drawers but decided to rob their machines.
HAHAHAHA !!! OMG !!! I'm imagining it now.
What if the robbers get arrested? What will he/she tell his/her inmates?
" Orh, because I rob facial machines loh !!! "
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY !!!
okok #self-entertainment

Alright, so the first major part of doing my “ Essential Facial ( Plus ) “ facial would be,

Alright so alot of you confirm exfoliate your skin regularly ( if you never do so, you confirm THICK SKIN *hahaha* ) !!!

Do you know that “Microdermabrasion” is a more professional ( and one of the quickest and most effective ) way of EXFOLIATING your skin ?

"Microderm" is a procedure performed in many aesthetic physician offices to remove the top layer of sun-damaged and dead skin cells.

Technically, it has little effect on deep wrinkles or major scars ( like what I have previously, or those Mark Lee scar ), getting rid of the outer layer (the stratum corneum) can be an effective way to “freshen” up the skin and also to achieve a “healthier” appearance.

So how does “Microdermabrasion” works ?

The simplest explanation of how the microdermabrasion process works is that an abrasive surface is used to smooth out the top layers of the skin ( similar to how sand paper would be used to smooth out a piece of wood, the concept is similar lah !!! ).

The idea of "sanding" your face may sound “unpleasant” or abit “gore” BUT many people ( that I have known ) had undergone this procedure.

And the feedback is that it’s “PAINLESS” !!!

And ... IT IS PAINLESS !!! *soompa*

Alright enough said, I shall have spam pictures of what “Microdermabrasion” is like :

Firstly, the beautician need to cleanse my face first.
The beautician even help me to message my face abit.

Act one vogue after cleansing first.

The Microdermabrasion machine that would be used on me later !!!
Sibei big can.
Like Lady Gaga vessel hahaha !!!

The fabulous beautician that would be doing the facial for me is ....
SAMMI !!!
*waves* *say hello* *waves* *say hello*

Alright, the microdermabrasion treatment had started.
The special Microdermabrasion handpiece that Sammi is holding is responsible for removing the superficial layers of the skin.
The special handpiece could be using fine crystals or it is diamond-tipped.
For this case, if I remembered correctly, it is diamond-tipped.
So Sammi start off from my forehead first,

Eventually she worked her way down my face

Sammi is damn cute lah !!!

She did Microdermabrasion on one side of my face first to let me see the results of it !!! <3

DONE v.s. UNDONE
GOT DIFFERENT BO ?
Judge yourself !!!

So Sammi continued for the other side of my face.
Look at those dead skin on my upper lips.
Why I got so much dead skin one?
My skin got so thick meh ??? *chua tiou*

Sammi working her way down my face.
My face big and long Lah. So bo pian must take some time lah horh Sammi !!!
Hahaha I think Sammi this name is damn cute.
Reminds me of SAMMI CHENG !!!
* MEI FEI SE WU * *DU YI WU ER*
*techno feva* *laser beams* *smoke machine* *bell bottom pants*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!

Finally when Sammi finished doing microdermabrasion on my face, she showed me the AMOUNT of dead skin I had.
It's damn demoralising can.
Cos the whole cotton pad is FILLED with all this dirts/dead skins/hair.
And the person responsible for all these is ... ME LAH !!!
* gek sim *

So after when I’m done with my Microdermabrasion, Sammi proceeded in doing an Ultrasonic Cleansing for me.

Alright as “atas” as the name sound, alot of you might be wondering “what the heck is this “Ultrasonic” thingy?”. ( Even me also don’t get it at first ).

So Sammi explained to me in details what “Ultrasonic Cleansing” means,

Ultrasonic Cleansing uses an “ULTRASOUND” device to ELIMINATE the dead cells from the skin surface and loosen the IMPURITIES ( dirts etc ), oil and comedones ( black/whiteheads ) that are EMBEDDED in the pores.

Ultrasonic Cleansing would enhance the EXTRACTION of blackheads ( which means my blackheads can easily come out lah ) without damaging the surrounding of the skin.

She also added that the exfoliation of the dead skin cells ( which is done by Microdermabrasion) would improve the penetration of the therapeutic substances ( which is all those Ultrasonic Nutrients, which I will explain to you guys later ).

Alright enough said, I will spam photos of what "Ultrasonic Cleansing" is like :

Before starting my ultrasonic cleansing, Sammi tie this to my hand.
I forget what is the apparent reason for this.
But i find that it serve no purpose lah basically.
LOL !!!

The Ultrasonic Devices/ Machines

Before starting my ultrasonic cleansing, Sammi will apply Derma RX Foam Cleanser on my entire face.
Oh yah, DRXMedicspa usually products ONLY from the Derma RX Range.
Never heard of Derma RX Range ?
click HERE to read my review

With a downwards movement, Sammi worked her way throguh my skin with the ultrasonic device.

The ultrasonic cleansing is really NOT painful at all.
Infact, it's damn COOLING !!!

So after when I’m done with my Ultrasonic Cleansing, Sammi proceeded in doing a Ultrasonic Nutrient Delivery for me ( alright, all these sonic sonic names must be giving you guys a headache hahaha * me too * but tahan abit ah ... let mum agony explain to you !!! )

After I’m done with my Ultrasonic Cleansing, there is one additional part which I didn’t managed to add in.

Which is ... the EXTRACTION part ?

Yes there is so much technology can does to your skin, however ( we need to be honest with ourselves ) there is STILL some sibei STUBBORN clogged pores/comedones that needs a skilled BEAUTICIAN ( like Sammi ) to EXTRACT IT OUT !!!

There is inevitable that I need to go through the process of manually squeezing it out ;..( ( I emo because the previous few facials I went too, are damn PAINFUL ).

However, Sammi quite SKILLED leh.

She *teh* *teh* ( squeeze, squeeze) abit the clogged pores/comedones come out already. She keep asking me “ pain or not, if pain must tell me”.

T o which I replied “Aiyah I so thick skin and buay hiao bai, confirm won’t feel any pain one !!! ” *honest yi ge* LOL !!!

Alright the below photo is kind of gross, but still I uploaded a photo of the comedones/clogged pores that Sammi had squeezed out ( partially to show you guys and also to showcase Sammi’s “hardwork” LOL ):

Sammi "hardwork" paid off after extracting my face !!!

Back to the important part ( Ultrasonic Nutrient Delivery ) * focus people FOCUS * LOL,

Sammi explained to me what Ultrasonic Nutrient does,

( Similar to Ultrasonic Cleansing ) it uses an ultrasonic device to deliver PHARMACEUTICAL GRADE (PG) Vitamins and essential compounds INTO the skin for various benefits ( which is determine according to the individual needs of each skin ).

The options for PG Vitamins are as follows :

PG Vitamin A : which helps to reduce WRINKLES, improves SKIN TEXTURES and reverse signs of PHOTO-AGING for an overall clearer skin tone

PG Vitamin C: which stimulates the production of COLLAGEN in the dermis ( the skin layer beneath the our skin ) for a firmer, smoother looking skin. It also produce an overall LIGHTENING effect and a more EVEN skin tone that is IMMEDIATELY noticeable after just one single treatment.

PG Compound E: which helps to replace essential nutrients and other substances in the skin that had depleted with time to reverse many of the visible signs of skin aging. Regular treatment with PG Compound E will result in firmer skin with reduced wrinkles and lines, for a more radiant youthful looking skin ( like those chio Koreans *jealous max* )

So Sammi concluded that since its my first time doing the DRXMedispa Essential Facial ( Plus ) treatment, she need to know how my skin would react to it ( whether it will become better or become worst ).

To play safe, she decided to do a PG Vitamin C for me ( because she understands that I have work the following day and I need to face my clients etc. So a PG Vitamin C would help to lighten the fresh scar from the EXTRACTION that she did earlier ).

Of course ( me ) beginning a KIASU SINGAPOREAN, quickly say “ NVM LAH, PUT THEM ALL FOR ME !!! PUT MORE PUT MORE, THE MORE THE BETTER * hahaha * “ -_-!! *awkward silence*

She replied ( professionally ) that it’s best that I start with a PG Vitamin C first, then subsequently if the Essential Facial ( Plus ) works for me, I could come back for another round and she will then decided whether to switch to other PG Vitamins or not.

*SADNESS* but I guess she’s right also lah. Sikali anyhow mix, my skin lagi WORST !!! LOL !!!

Sammi applied PG Vit C on my entire face.

This time round, with an UPWARD movement.
Sammi worked her way through my entire face with the ultrasonic device.
( f.y.i upward movement helps in absorption )

Finally the last step would be to do a THERAPEUTIC MASK for me !!!

I DAMN LOVE MASK CAN !!!

I MASK MY FACE ALMOST EVERY NIGHT ( even though it’s advisable not to, but WHO CARES !!! )

*shiok-ness* *shiok-ness* *shiok-ness* *shiok-ness* *shiok-ness*

Alright so Sammi explained to me that for the therapeutic mask is specially catered to individual needs.

It could be a therapeutic mask or a peel ( even ).

So what Sammi applied for me is a simple Hydrating Soothing Mask to soothe my skin ( and also to soothe those “fresh” scars from the extraction earlier ).

RETURN OF THE CHIOBU MUMMY !!!
Me sleeping like a dead fish while my face is covered with therapeutic mask !!!
Why I sleep there so straight ?
Like machiam I'm waiting to be ward in to the operation table.
HAHAHA

My cute caption says it all.

After 15 mins of lying motionless and half asleep.
Sammi removed the mask for me.

And of course, she got to thoroughly cleanse off the remainings of the mask.
Or else ( do you know ) if you don't cleanse your mask properly, will CLOG PORES one also leh !!!

Sammi applied on me DermaRX soothing moisturizer, followed by DermaRX sunblock !!!
And I'm D.O.N.E !!!

First thing I did after coming out from the beautician room,
I quickly whisked to the TOILET.
Wah lau I gek my sheeshee for damn long can !!!

Being the awesome-est blogger, I decided to update you guys on my current skin condtion.

* Do note that the photos below are taken BEFORE I head down to do my "Essential Facial (Plus)"

I'm waiting for my skin to heal.

I will promise an update on my skin condition for my subsequent blogpost *promise* *gou gou shou*

So did my skin become better than BEFORE ?

without make up

If you interested in The DRX Clinic / DRXMedispa,

Click HERE

or if you SUPER INTERESTED to try out the treatments/facials provided by The DRX Clinic/ DRXMedispa ( after reading my wonderful little blogpost ) ,

The DRX Clinic is located at 302 Orchard Road
( " Tong Building", the Rolex building next to Paragon ),
take the lift to 16th floor.

Or call 6733 1555 to schedule an appointment.

Alright, I have come to the end of my blogpost.

Promise more blogpost coming up these week.

Because I got quite number of outings/birthday I would love to blog about.

#JustSoYouKnow This blog is SO NOT DEAD !!!

It's ( infact ) even BETTER and more POLISHED than before #EatThatBitches

Till then, stay tuned for more of my upcoming blogposts <3

( P.S The cost of Essential Facial ( Plus ) is $215 )

Signing Off

Eric Lim

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Army Checkup + Feeling

2012-02-29T10:38:00.000-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

How are you guys doing ?

Got miss me or not ??? *buay-paiseh-ness* *haha*

Anyway, I went for my CMPB ( medical ) check up TODAY !!!

Yes I'm enlisting into ARMY soon !!! *OHMYGUANYINGPUSA*

Seriously, I can't believe that time had flew by so quickly and I'm hitting the army enlisting age. *sobs*

It's sad and depressing you know !!!

Everytime people come up to me and say ...

" You heard of this blogger, that blogger ... you know what ??? he/she is only 15/16/17 years old leh !!! "

Everytime when people said that, I would divert the conversation ( and not talk about it ) because ( deep inside ) I'm thinking to myself :

" KNNBCCB, why the blogsphere is giving birth to all this younger and YOUNGER bloggers ??? "

I forsee that one day even infant/unborn foetus will also start blogging and jabbering over fame shits etc etc. *yes it might come true* !!!

And I'm such a competitive blogger , HOW CAN I LOSE TO ALL OF THEM ??? *kiasu singaporean syndrome*

I feel insecure because I do know that my 20s will just passed by like a rocket and one day ( when I reach 30s, 40s ) I'm gonna sit at home regretting about all the things that I never did when I was young. *CONFIRM*

Thats why, now I really cut down on nightlifes, alcohol, DRAMA and FAME shits. ( This explains the reason why this blog has been ridiculously inactive as before *sobs* but at least I'm blogging now right, so ... it's NOT BAD LE !!! )

Furthermore, ( recently ) I had been confronted with so many family issues !!! * my own family problems just keep piling up *.

It's definitely stressful, demoralizing and energy-sucking. ALMOST EVERYDAY I had to deal with my family nonsense. ( let's just say, I had an irresponsible Dad ).

Now I ( really ) prioritize me and my family first. I have zero interest in what's happening around me ( ok lah, maybe not zero. Because I will still kaypo abit but choose to hiulan ).

I also learnt to take care of myself better and just pamper myself to the max ( even at the heat of all "THESE" ). Because I have to be HEALTHY and STRONG enough to deal with all this.

Or else, I will just collapse one day and I don't want my problems to be add on to my family burden.

So I've learnt to eat more healthy, take care of my DIET and BODY and ( just basically ) do what I do BEST ... being GLAM, FABULOUS and SHAMELESSLY SELF-LOVING.

Most importantly, is to think POSITIVE !!! I really really start to realize that " WE ARE WHAT WE THINK ".

The positive energy ( of course ) comes from the way someone is thinking, the friends that we hang out with and HOW WE SEE THE WORLD, AND THE FUTURE AHEAD OF US.

I can forsee if I can survive all these problems that I'm going through with a positive thinking. I ( basically ) can rule my FUTURE already.

I personally feel that even though I'm 21 years old. My compilation of my entire life problems, obstacles and dramas ( up till now ) is equivalent to a 30/40 year old adult.

There is good and down side to it. Down side is FUCK MY LIFE lah ( why never ending one ?? ), the good thing is ( in future ) nothing can affect me ( which means I'm totally emotionally immune !! ) !!!

Seriously, Mediacorp should consult my life story and compile it into a 1000 episode DRAMA series. CONFIRM WIN ALOT OF AWARDS !!! *haha* ( best is, I get a commission cut. Then everything is SETTLED *happiness* )

Of course sometimes I will breakdown and really feel vulnerable and defeated. But I always pull back my mindset to positive thinking. I really WANT this nightmare to go away. Then I could lead the rest of my 20s PEACEFULLY !!! *stress max*

Ok lah I shall stop going on and on trolling about my problems,

NOW ON THE BRIGHT SIDE ...

I went to my medical check up today !!!

FUN-tabulous !!! *haha*

Before I went for the check up, I was pretty NERVOUS because I really don't know what to expect from it.

Furthermore when I enter the CMPB premises, I was quite taken aback by the "strict" atmosphere/procedures . Almost everything must DECLARE !!! I even have to surrender my camera phones ( iPhone ) and cameras !!!

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The first station was to test my URINE !!!

The procedure is damn gross, because I have to urine in a cup and ( inside the cup ) there is a stick with different "colour" on it . ( I don't know what exactly this stick can determine from my urine ).

And furthermore when I enter the GENTS to do it. They locked the toilet cubicle and want me to urine in the cup OPENLY in the urinal area. *Paiseh-ness*

I keep giggling to myself because I already pee before I go for check up.

I try to squeeze and squeeze .. just a few DROPS of pee. *irritating max*

Eventually ( after drinking shitloads water from the water cooler outside the GENTS ), I managed to feel the cup with my PEE. #winning *olympic run*

However, there is actually this guy who stood beside me and keep complaining that the medical officers rejecting his pee because he's pee got blood. And told him to keep peeing again until got no blood. Can anyone explain to me this? I really don't get it.

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Moving on, I went to the BLOOD test station where they drew out my blood for testing.

Wah I love the blood test station because it's the only station, I feel damn proud of myself.

Because ... I'm not afraid of the PAIN. *wahahaha*

There was actually this irritating guy who sat beside me and he keep KPKB non stop. Then the medical officer started to say all sorts of things to calm him down. I was thinking to myself " draw blood only what ... you think what ... draw your organs meh ??? "

KPKB non stop. And they only drew out a few CCs of blood. It's not like they drew out a TANK of blood right ?!?!?

I was the first one to go off. I purposely walk pass him and say super loudly to medical officer.

" NOT PAIN ONE LEH while *pulling out my plaster* LOL !!! I still flip my fringe somemore and catwalk to my next station. *haha*"

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Then the next station I went to was the HEARING test.

This one is the most BO LIAO one.

They will ask you to go into a sound-proof room and ask you to put on a headphone and I have to raise up my hand whenever I hear the softest sound ( coming from the earphone ).

It's damn lame can. How can you look down on my hearing ?

I have GOD-GIVEN EAVESDROPPING EARS leh !!! I'm KAYPO, BITCHY AND GOSSIPY leh !!! How can I have a problem with my earring ??? *haha*

Futhermore, I keep raising my hands like I'm some leader from china !!!

I got so bored that I started to do the pageant glorious wave !!! LOL !!! *wave to the left* *smile* *wave to the right* *smile*

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The next station is the EYE station.

FML lah I tell you, I went in ( the first thing ) I saw was the types of CONTACT LENS infections. *Scary max* LUCKILY my contact lens discomfort comes one or twice a year.

I'm a damn hardcore contact lens person.

I cannot imagine a day goes by ( of me ) not wearing my ENLARGING CONTACT LENS. Sometimes even when I have very bad discomfort, I will die die squeeze in my contact lens because I wanna look chio.

( Yeah I know ) I'm those bitches who will trade my life just to look chio ( or at my BEST ).

So the medical officer told me to take off my contact lens and he did a thorough corneal checkup and checked my eyesight.

Before me, there was this guy who bad vision and he got very very small eyes somemore ( like "anus-hole" small ), and he's fucking KIASI.

He was taking his own sweet time reading out the alphabets ( that was flashed on the wall ) and keep suggesting to the medical officer maybe he got this xxxx infection or that xxxx infection.

In the meantime, a platoon of pre-enlistees ( including me ) was waiting for this fucker to STFU and fuck off.

Hello your eyes is so small. Even use pliers also cannot open. You KP so much for what. Or are you trying to "chao geng ( faking it )" that you got vision. *irritating max*

Finally, it's my turn and ( within a few minutes ) I'm done. SEE, I GOT GOOD VISION. Just single eyelid. *sobs*

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Moving on, the next station would be the X RAY station.

This is a fast one. I managed to undress my top quickly and they managed to take an X RAY of my man boobs and tummy *hahaha* *sexaaaayyyyy*

I was quite retarded when I went into the X RAY room because everytime I watched those HK dramas, they always show patients going into a changing cubicle and come out dressing in those X RAY robes.

I still thought I need to wear that. I keep looking around and finding for it, until the medical officer walked to me and said " Alright, you just need to undress your top ".

*sadness*

I still thought I can AYG ( act one ) dying cancer patient and sobbing while I go through the X RAY vision.

Yeah I know I THINK TOO MUCH *hahaha*

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Ok next station would be the HEART checking station.

Firstly, you need to ( once again ) undress your top and the medical officer will place metal tubes around your chest area to check for your heart rates.

This was also a quick one.

However while waiting for my turn, I started to eavesdrop on other pre-enlistees conversation.

They are telling each other what they do to make their heart rate super fast ( and irregular ).

Apparently when you have irregular heart rates, you would most likely get a PAS D ( which means less physical ).

You know what they do ... ??? They smoked 8-10 cigarettes before entering into CMPB. *clever-ness* really ah ... these people will find all sorts of way to "chao geng" their way through.

Oh yah ...

I also saw this one guy who had very very very bad acne ( when he undressed his top ).

Very jialat you know.

His whole face, chest, back, neck and even the hands got ACNE. I thought I had a pimple-face. This guy has a pimple-BODY.

*saddness*

I really wish I could walk up to him and send him all the doctors contact I had, so that he can do something about his acne.

The medical officer also SHOCKED when he took off his top and they started to wear gloves for both hands ( normally they will only wear one glove ).

I could really see that he feel very embarrassed by his acne and he is very low self-esteem about it too. *haiz*

Well ... the army can be a major BREAKOUT period for most people.

I do forsee myself having bad pimple outbreaks when I enter the army.

So I'm damn kiasu.

When I enter the army, I will bring my whole entire CUPBOARD of skincare products/ pimple gel and religiously apply it to my face every night.

Hello .. I spent thousands of dollars on my face, I'm not gonna let my army time to FUCK it up !!!

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Next station would be the DICK ( penis ) checking station.

This station is what everyone was giggling about.

Basically, the medical officer will ask you to undress your pants and show them your DICK.

They will check whether you have abnormal dick or what ( I'm not too sure ).

But it's quite funny because I asked him " So .. how many dicks you see everyday ? ". He replied " around 50 or 60 ". Then I said " WOW, so you must be COCK EYE !!! " hahahahahahahahaha ... Maybe he is gay and enjoying it ( I don't know ) but ...

can you imagine seeing hundreds of dick everyday?

What if the dick got odour one ? OMG *cover nose* *smelly-ness* I will definitely buy a BASKET of VAGISIL wash and tell them to vagina-wash their dick daily !!! Or else, I confirm COCK EYES !!! LOL !!!

Oh yah ...

While waiting, I also eavesdrop ( yah I know, I'm damn KAYPO ) and heard this pre-enlistee complaining about him being assigned to PAS D because ...

HE GOT SUPER HUGEASS ( ABNORMAL ) TESTICLES !!!

He seems pretty sad and emo though. But he should be proud of it what. I would definitely be proud of it loh !!! Who doesn't want a pair of huge balls ??? LOL !!!

I might even flaunt and show it off to everyone in camp !!!

" You wanna see my huge ABNORMAL balls ??? It's even more bigger than OLD CHANG KEE SOTONG BALL !!! *yums* "

LOL !!! Ok lah, jokes aside. Maybe it might be cancerous ... but still HUGE BALLS ??? cheer up lah. Huge balls is better than depressing small balls !!!

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Finally, the LAST station is the QUESTIONAIRE station.

This station is also damn bo liao. Basically, they would ask you to sit in a computer lab and answer 11 modules of questions ( each modules consist of 10-12 questions ).

And it's all MATHS question !!! Nabei, I hate MATHS the most. I can't even calculate how much I spend when shopping.

That shows UN-MATHEMATICS I am.

I really damn stress when I was answering those questions. Its like going back to secondary school and facing my fear once again. YES I HATE MATHS !!!

So after when I'm done, I head to the information counter and submit all my medical file ( with all the check up results ).

However I need to inform them that I am retaining in poly for one semester.

So most likely I had to come back again to do another round of check up ( because *from what I heard* the medical checkup results are only valid for 6 months ).

Damn *angry* that I need to retain one more semester.

Because I really wanna get over and done with my POLY. So that I can quickly enter army and get it DONE !!! I really don't understand why people will go through all the trouble ( e.g. faking a depression, faking homosexuality, faking rashes etc ) to "chao geng" and postponing their enlisting dates. At the end of the day, you still need to finish your army.

You can't cheat the government loh !!! Just get it done once and for all lah !!!

Enough said, this blogpost is definitely one long ass wordy blogpost !!!

Well, it's about time I blog and update about my life ( since I had keeping myself under-radar for quite some time ).

Not to worries. I will still be around the blogsphere. Not gonna leave anywhere. You will still see my face on all my social media platforms and you still have the chance to bitch/comment about it. Happiness right ??? LOL !!!

Ok lah. I have to say I feel kind of guilt-trip if I don't blog for a few days. It's like blogging had been my responsibility and it's a lifestyle that I have adopted/adapted to already !!!

Anyway I had made an appointment with The DRX Clinic for my follow up treatment. Apparently I am going for new treatment. Wanna know what fan-ta-bu-pimpleless-h treatment I'm going for ?

STAY TUNED TO MY BLOG THEN !!! *evil witch laughter*

I know you guys love me very very much. You know what I love you too. Let's undress and cyber gangbang each other now !!! *hugs* *hugs* *show off each other HUGE TESTICLES* LOL !!!

How can I end a blogpost without showing my chio face *BHB* ???

Nah, for you guys <3 :

Signing Off
Eric Lim
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Quick Update: For A Good Cause

2012-02-28T09:21:00.000-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

Two weeks ago, I went for a charity dinner to raise money for The Spastic Children Association of Singapore.

I feel damn proud of myself for doing a good deed and repaying back to the society ( you know ) #HaoGongMing-ness !!!

*Happiness*

I also had a chance to talk to the in charge for The Spastic Children Association of Singapore and learn more about how they operate, how is it like to take care of spastic children.

It's sad to know hear stories about spastic kids and how they struggle through their daily lifestyle( like some spastic young adults can't even pee/shit properly at the age of 18/19 years old !!! ). *sadness*

Nonetheless, the night is to honour us bloggers *ahem* for doing our part to help raise money for the The Spastic Children Association of Singapore.

Love my date " Naomi " !!! #Diva

We dined at the fabulous Limoncello Restaurant located at 95 Robertson Quay, #01-19/20 Rivergate, Singapore.

Check out the delicious spread of FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!

*Kudos* to OMY and Sold.SG for organizing such a meaningful event.

Hope that everyone could start repaying back to our loving society ( even the smallest thoughts count ).

Spread the <3 yo !!!! #HellYeah

Signing Off
Eric Lim
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My Make Up Transformation

2012-02-24T15:56:00.000-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

I took the time ( from my crazy schedule ) to do a Youtube video of my make up transformation.

I was fun doing this tutorial because I had so MUCH TO SAY !!! LOL !!!

Anyway the reason why I did this video ( even though I did a make up tutorial like a year ago ) was because alot of readers had been sending me emails asking me to do a tutorial and they wanna know what products I used etc.

I also polished up my editing skills !!! OHMYJESUS !!! I'm having fun editing my videos ( even though it took HOURS to come up with a 15mins video. Trust me the actual one is like an hour long !!! LOL !!! I know I damn lor sor !!! )

I hope you enjoy the video and subscribe to my Youtube channel.

Feel free to comment/ or even send me ideas on what you wanna see for my upcoming Youtube videos.

Love ya *muaks* *muaks*

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Eric Lim
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Thank You Yutaki

2012-02-23T09:10:00.002-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

How do you find about my new blog banner and sidebar photo?

Chio-ness right !?!?

Thanks to the magic hands of @Yutakis !!!

My BFF for 9 years and counting ( yes I shamelessly whoring him as my BFF because he is such a god-given talented person BFF of mine that everyone wished to have ).

Yutaki definitely has an eye for ART and ( in addition ) he has this "magic" talent for making you look beyond beautiful.

He's talent and good-looks are so well-known in our local blogsphere ( even Qiu Qiu and Kay Kay acknowledge about it too ).

Ok a little history of how this "photoshoot" come about ...

Yutaki planned a photoshoot ( back in May 2011 when I'm still a blonde-head ) for me and #InternationalCeleb ( if you guys don't know why I hashtag this particular person's name is because simply she's a sow-discord/delusional/manipulative/back-stabbing/public toilet pussy licking/fingering/vagina juice drinking bitch ) OUT OF HIS OWN WILL.

Of course I was glad and damn touched because I had been using my previous blog banner for ages and it's time for a change ( I'm not saying that my previous banner was not nice, infact I really loved it. Because it's my FIRST banner.Just that I had been using it for damn long le *sigh* ).

I need to thank Jim Khor from Sozo for helping me to come out with this mind-blowing banner.
This banner did set a "tone" for what readers will expect when they come to my blog.
I would definitely missed this banner because it's my FIRST and it did received alot of compliments too.
Thanks Jim ( from the bottom of my <3 )

Back to the story,

Yutaki style, art direct and shot the whole photoshoot ( by himself *poor-thing* ).

I did 3 looks in total.

The blog banner and sidebar photos that you are seeing was only ONE of the look.

The outfit for this look is exactly similar to my last year OMY! Singapore Blog Awards 2011 outfit ( the only difference is my hair colour ).

And it's damn memorable because I spent like hundreds for that fucking fur coat and I only wore it TWICE ( and it's sitting at my closet waiting to rot ) !!!

The make up artiste that did my make up for this shoot is Joe ( I need to credit her because she's #InternationalCeleb's contact and this poor make up artiste has been waiting for that bitch to credit her too. Nothing is for free girl. Stop making use of others #JustSaying )

Bryan ( from Essensual Bugis ) was my official hair stylist for this photoshoot. He is responsible for all my crazy hair-dos !!!

The camera ( that I'm holding in the blog banner ) was from this particular photography studio that I really don't remember it's NAME!!! LOL !!! ( sorry I really wished I could credit your camera, but I forgot your studio name liao ).

I know alot of you must be wondering why my blog banner took so long.

Alright here's the story:

After we did the photoshoot. We had a fall out with #InternationalCeleb which left Yutaki sibei mother hurt and disappointed because he felt that he ( and his talent ) was being make use of and people are making friends with him because of HIS TALENT.

I won't want to name names BUT you know who you are ( shameless enough to private message him and ASKED him to shoot for you. In exchange, what Yutaki get? Nothing. What you get leh? FAME & SHITLOADS OF COMPLIMENTS. Is it fair for him? HELL NO !!! ).

So it took Yutaki some time to kind of digest all the messed ups from last year. Moving on to this year, I managed to bring up the " Hey, hows my photoshoot photos from last year been going " and finally Yutaki agreed to PHOTOSHOP for me ( I have to admit from last year May I had been shamelessly finding oppurtunities to bring up the "Hey, hows my photoshoot photos" LOL !!! #JustBeingHonest ).

Of course nothing comes for free in this world.

In exchange for photoshopping my photos, I will spam his Paris Photoshoot ARTWORK on my blog!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!! This is the most reasonable exchange *shen* *shen* *shen* *happily carrying Xiang Yun's shop'n'save plastic bag"

Ok lah I personally LOVED and ADORE Yutaki's Paris Photoshoot and he's my BFF ( and the real TWINNIE ), so I am honoured to spam his most memorable ARTWORK on my blog ( and of course it can "beautify" my blog too hahahahahaha *winks* *winks* !!! ):

CLICK HERE TO VISIT YUTAKI'S BLOG

#OhMyNehNehPokGoodness All these spamming of Yutaki's photo have made me an official FAN. Lololol !!!

Yes I'm a fan and friend of Yutaki James * carry signboard * * scream outside airport * * wave crazily to my idol *

Alright I know you guys must be thinking " What happened to the other two looks? ".

Well I volunteered to EDIT myself ( Don't look down on me ok !!! I might not be as pro as Yutaki but at least I TRY my best to be on his "average" standard !!! In the blogsphere, whatever shit you also have to learn abit one !!! Or else how to survive, you tell me !!! There are SO many bloggers and everyday the blogsphere is giving birth to new famewhores !!! *hardwork-ness* ) !!!

Alright shall I showed you guys what I edited ???

Ok here it is:

( 2nd Look's ORIGINAL PHOTO ) WITHOUT ANY PHOTOSHOP YET !!!
Flaws check:
Face is full of clogged pores/ pimples.
Laugh line is damn cb OBVIOUS and making me look damn shack !!!
Nose is not sharp enough.

After my amateur-rish PHOTOSHOP ...

#OHMYBIGFATASS who is this ( ACT YI GE ) KOREAN ???
Feed me some kimchi, I'm totally fucking him !!!
( Ok lah, I'm just love to shameless self-compliment myself. I can't HELP it. Even I wanna fuck this guy, if I see him. LOL !!! )

( 3rd Look's ORIGINAL PHOTO ) WITHOUT ANY PHOTOSHOP YET !!!
Flaws check:
Uneven skin texture.
( As usual ) Face is full of clogged pores
( As usual ) Granny-ish laugh lines !!!

After my amateur-rish PHOTOSHOP ...

Ok lah this one I had to admit.
I have limitation playing with the colours.
BECAUSE the backlight is so BRIGHT.
The more I play with the colour effect of this photo, the more my blonde hair is CAMOUFLAGING into the backlight.
SADNESS !!!
But I managed to "smoothen" my face
( which is damn important!!! Yeah it sucks to have acne face!!!
luckily my acne face is UNDER CONTROL now!!! *phew* )

Alright BITCHES !!!

How do you feel about my photoshopping skills ?

#Comment #Comment #Comment below. I wanna hear from you !!!

Alright I shall end this post with a final BIG WARM LOVING THANK YOU TO YUTAKI !!!

You truly helped/taught me so many things in life.

Thank you for being the best friend/brother/family !!!

THANK YOU !!!

(p/s #NehNehNiPuPu FYL #InternationalCeleb, who tell you to break friendship with us? YOUR FUCKING CHIO PHOTO IS G.O.N.E. !!! Continue using those meaningless fugly pictures of yours loh !!! *too bad* )

<3 <3 <3 *blow kisses* *spank ass*

Signing Off

Eric Lim

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The DRX Clinic Diary: Electro Cautery Treatment

2012-02-19T10:40:00.006-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

This would be one of the proudest blogpost I ever did.

I’m gonna blog about my recent Electro Cautery Treatment at The DRX Clinic \(^.~)/

Three weeks after my FIRST Fractional CO2 Laser with The DRX Clinic, I went for my scheduled review with Dr Nicholas to check on the progress on my skin ( this is one thing I love about The DRX Clinic; They schedule an appointment with you to review on the progression on your skin. Then they will diagnose an appropriate solution for your current skin concerns/problems ).

I told Dr Nicholas that I was really pleased with the results from my first C02 laser treatment. He agreed and complimented that my skin had a MAJOR IMPROVEMENT only after one C02 Laser treatment ( compared to other patients had the same skin condition and undergo the same treatment as me *neh neh ni pu pu* ).

However, I told Dr Nicholas ( even after my CO2 laser ), I had this problem with my closed comedones ( or the Chinese named it as “ fen chi “ ) and clogged pores. The problem is no matter how much products I used to treatment ( and tackle ) them, they WON’T go away. It’s very annoying because no matter how much concealer or make up I “gor ( apply )”, there will definitely be VISIBLE comedones “bumps”.

Luckily, it doesn’t spread anymore ( like before because it usually does when I use the wrong products or don’t cleanse my skin properly ). All thanks to my mountainous skincare products that I religiously applied to my skin every day/night. However, there are still all these “leftovers” comedones and clogged pores.

It’s damn irritating !!! *angry-ness*

In addition, I love to visit all these neighbourhood “facial” aunties ( even though I know that they are equipped with those amateur machines, facial equipments or those never-heard-before skincare products which they will heavily hard-sell to you when you go for their facial ), in hope that they could help me clear all blackheads/whiteheads/clogged pores/ comedones.

The facial auntie always gIve a heavy sigh when they are UNABLE to extract out all these closed comedones or clogged pores, reason being “it’s too CLOGGED” or “your skin is too clogged”.

The irritaring part is they will tell you after attempting to squeeze them ( leaving your skin heavily scarred/bruised/bleeding )!!! *angry-ness* *FML max*

Ok incase you guys are wondering what are all these "alien" language I'm talking or you don't understand all these skin condition terms ...

I'm the best blogger to explain to you what they are and also SHOW you what they are !!! *flash tits*

AWESOME-NESS right ?!?! I know I know. Don't need to reassure me !!! LOL !!!

Ok here are explanations:

What causes clogged pores?

Sebum Production

Sebum is the oil excreted by the sebaceous glands to keep skin soft and supple and to maintain moisture.

However, excessive oiliness can be due to genetic reasons or triggered by changes in hormones during the teen years or pregnancy, and hormonal fluctuations due to stress, illness or medications.

Skin that is dehydrated due to use of strong, drying skin products, a dry climate, internal dehydration or incorrect moisturizing can also stimulate the sebaceous glands to produce MORE sebum ( so don’t think those overdrying products will help your skin, infact they make it WORST !!!).

This can cause greasiness and clogged pores.

Improper Cleansing

Activities or work that leaves dirt on the skin, and touching the face with your fingers, can transfer pollutants and bacteria into the pores.

Not cleansing and toning the skin properly to remove ( your wayang ) makeup, oils and bacteria can cause grime buildup in the pores.

On the flip side, excessive cleaning, scrubbing or using strong products can dry and irritate the skin, stripping it of natural oils.

This can also increase sebum production, leading to inflamed and clogged pores.

Slow Skin Cell Turnover

Skin cell renewal rates naturally slow down with age and may also be controlled by hereditary and lifestyle factors.

This causes a buildup of dead skin cells that mix with sebum and stick together to create plugs in the pores.

Not enough or incorrect exfoliation of the skin can also decrease skin rejuvenation, causing a dull complexion, rough skin texture and blocked pores.

Cosmetics

Heavy, greasy or moisture-containing ( or super wayang ) makeup can leave behind chemical, oil and pigment residue on the skin.

Oils and substances can become trapped in pores, enlarging them and causing blackheads and pimples.

It may be tempting to sleep or exercise with a bit of makeup on, but this also causes cosmetic by-products, sweat and grime to SINK into your cb pores.

Skin Moisturizers and Products

Using moisturizers that are not right for your skin type can cause an imbalance in skin moisture.

Skin products that are formulated for drier skin types may contain heavier moisturizers that can cause greasiness on oily or combination skin.

All skin types require healthy amounts of hydration, but some products may not be as easily absorbed by oily or combination skin.

Using moisturizers or skin care products without exfoliating may also hinder absorption, leaving oils floating on the surface of the skin, where they clog pores.

What are comedones ( or the chinese named it as " fen ci " ) ?

Comedones are blockages in the pores of the skin. The blockage itself can be composed of one or all of the following: sebum that has hardened from exposure to air, dead skin cells, dirt or pollutants in the air. The sebum can have a glue-like effect that can bind together disparate elements into a blockage.

Comedones occur either just at the surface of the skin or just below it. Deeper in the skin, the sebaceous gland continues to produce sebum. But now, because of the comedones, the sebum has nowhere to go. This excess sebum builds up in the pore, causing it to swell. This swelling creates the bumps that are characteristic of comedones.

Comedones that form at the surface of the skin are oxidized by exposure to the air and take on a dark coloration. These are called blackheads. Those comedones that form below the surface of the skin do not take on this color and are known as whiteheads.

What causes comedones?

Comedones have their roots in the production of sebum. Sebum is a necessary oil which helps keep the skin supple, smooth and waterproof. But, during times of hormonal imbalance or from other causes, the sebaceous glands sometimes go into overdrive, producing more sebum than the skin needs -- sometimes more sebum than the follicle can move to the surface of the skin. This excess sebum can combine with other elements as outlined above and harden into comedones.

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Back to the story.

Dr Nicholas took out his “microscope examiner” and examined my skin and agreed that I do have a problem with comedones and clogged pores.

So he told me that he will schedule a “Electro Cautery Treatment ( electrocauterization )” and the electro cautery treatment will help me get rid/reduce the amount of clogged pores/ comedones on my skin. So he explained to me what the procedure is ...

( During the treatment ) Firstly, he will thoroughly examine through my skin and note down the part that are HEAVILY NUCLEATED with clogged pores/comedones.

Then, he would create a “small opening” of my clogged pores/comedones” with the use of a small probe ( that runs on ELECTRIC CURRENT ) and gently squeezed the “opening” of my clogged pores/comedones to DRAIN OUT the excess sebum that are CLOGGED inside.

After I heard the procedure, I did AGREED to doing it and proceed to schedule an appointment ( the following week ) !!! *jumping in joy* * Olympic victory run * \(^>^)/

Those years of dealing with chee bye clogged pores/comedones will finally be OVER ( it won’t completely disappear lah, I do understand that occasionally a few will “pop up” again because skin is always the most unpredictable ) !!!

So fast forward to the day of the treatment ( which was a few days ago ), I hop on to a cab and whisked my ass to The DRX Clinic ( because I was damn late for my appointment ) and managed to be in time for a pre-treatment preparation.

Firstly, The DRX Clinic skin consultant will ask you to lie down on their "operation bed "
and do a thorough cleansing for you. Usually I will go without a drop of skincare/make up, ( however ) it's
part of their procedure to cleanse for their customers.
But it's ok, who doesn't like to get pampered again ??? Cleanse, cleanse, cleanse for me *MORE* LOL !!!

After my skin is thoroughly cleansed, the skin consultant will start to apply NUMBING CREAM all over my entire face !!!

Mild Redness usually happens when they cleansed off the numbing cream.
It's a normal reaction. But I just think it's damn cute because I looked like I machiam kana sunburn like that.
So I took this picture.
Cuteness right ??? *chuckles*

So after my skin is completely numbed out, I'm ready for my Electro Cautery Treatment ( or so people might called it as electrocauterization ).

( Being a kiasi Singaporean ) I did my homework and went to google what Electro Cautery is ( prior to the actual day of treatment ).

Do you know that besides helping to clear comedones/clogged pores, electrocauterization can be used to clear ANAL WARTS for STD patients ???

Amazing right.

Obviously The DRX Clinic don't do anal warts removal lah. But the thought of it is quite funny lah. LOL !!!

Can you imagine your legs ( and cock ) are high up in the air and there are people helping you to zap your anal warts ??? *orgasm-ness* * gay men, wake up * *piak piak*

Ok lah enough of me cock-talking.

Now I will explain to you what electro cautery treatment is ( you might find the below information helpful ) :

What is a Electro Cautery treatment ( or electrocauterization ) ?

Electrocauterization (or electrocautery) is a safe procedure that is routinely used in surgery to remove unwanted or harmful tissue. It can also be used to burn and seal blood vessels, which helps reduce or stop bleeding.

A small probe with an electric current running through it is used to burn or destroy the tissue. A grounding pad is placed on the body (usually the thigh) before the surgery to protect the patient from the harmful effects of the electricity.

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The whole process of Electro Cautery Treatment is NOT PAINFUL AT ALL.

Maybe because they applied numbing cream ( for me ) prior to the treatment.

But it's really BEARABLE ( like ants bite )

However during the process of my Electro Cautery Treatment, I can smell some burning when Dr Nicholas "zapped" through all those clogged pores/ comedones.

The smell is bearable but just that I will definitely get worried lah ( hello it's my skin leh ).

So I asked Dr Nicholas whether everything is okay and he comforted me and told me that everything was fine . . . *phew*

I tell you all something very funny.

From the video ( obviously ) you can tell that I'm very bored while Dr Nicholas was "zapping" my skin and draining out all those gross stuff etc. right ?

I started to "facial-talk" with Dr Nicholas and ask him really personal/lameass questions ( to pass time lah *haha* ).

( p/s " facial-talk " means exchanging conversation while doing your facial )

Wah lau, do you know it's really very boring lying there for like 45mins. I basically have nothing to do.

So ... I OPEN MY BIG FAT MOUTH lah !!!

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Ok here is how the conversation goes ...

Me: " Dr Nicholas, how old are you ? "

Dr Nicholas: " I am 52 !!! "

Me: " OH MY GOD ... same as my mother !!! "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, are you married ? "

Dr Nicholas: " Nope "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, do you go clubbing ? "

Dr Nicholas: " Nope, I used to do abit of this but now I don't "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, what's your horoscope ? "

Dr Nicholas: " Scorpio "

Me: " so you're a scorpio, scorpio love to AYG serious/professional but secretly wish that they can slack one right ? "

Dr Nicholas: " errr ... well .... "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, why your skin so good ? "

Dr Nicholas: " I have always quite good skin ever since young. "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, do you botox yourself ? "

Dr Nicholas: " Nope, I don't "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, why do you hardly any pimples ? "

Dr Nicholas: " I do I do. sometimes I have occasional one or two pimples "

Me: " You don't try to act loh. You're skin is so good. Don't think I forgot that you said you have good kin ever since young *hahahaha* "

Dr Nicholas: " -_-!! "

Me: " Dr Nicholas, AM I VERY IRRTATING ? "

Dr Nicholas: " *SILENCE* *CROW FLYING ALSO CAN HEAR* !!! "

I think I better STFU !!!
I can forsee inside Dr Nicholas's mind he really wish he can chokeslam me.
Hahahaha you know what.
I'm irritating because I'm ....
BORN THIS WAYYYYY ~~~ * swing ponytail like lady gaga for no reason *

After my electro cautery treatment, I come out of the operation table looking like this !!!
Yes, it's red, swollen and disgusting.
In fact, it's actually the common result you will have RIGHT AFTER the procedure.
It's like going for your normal neighbourhood facial loh.
TIPS: If you worry that passer-by will stare at your face when you walked out of the clinic,
wear sunglasses and quickly cabbed home ( like me ) LOL !!!

Side view of the result of the treatment. *redness* *swollen-ness*

CLOSE UP!!! I know abit too close ( or gore ).
But still I need to show you guys what your face will look like right after treatment.
Oh yah, I forgot to mention that ...
The skin consultant will apply antiseptic cream on your affected area after the treatment.
So not to worry, your "wounds" won't get infected ( provided you don't itchy hands go and touch it lah ).

So I quickly hopped on to a cab and whisked myself back home after my treatment.

When I'm at home, I could still cleanse my skin BUT I have to be very gentle, cos I don't want to aggravate my wounds.

In addition, I have decided to be an obedient patient and NOT WEAR ANY MAKE UP for around 2-3 days so that my skin has time to skin rejuvenate ( grow new layer of skin ) by itself.

Ok lah actually I just don't want to clog it anymore.

What if I gey kiang go wear make up, ALL THE EFFORT G.O.N.E !!! ;....(

Oh yah,

Dr Nicholas also mention to me that during these few days of "downtime",

I could apply Derma-RX "Comedone Formula" to reduce the APPEARANCE of comedones/ blackheads/whiteheads/clogged pores because it helps to dissolve and soften them.

Furthermore, it helps to prevent from new comedones/ blackheads/whiteheads/clogged pores from forming by controling the oil glands activity ( while my skin is recuperating and forming new layer of skin ).

Glad I bought this awesome product and standby at home. *phew*

And the best part is, the whole bottle last me quite long you know.

I bought it in 2011 December, until NOW. Still got half a bottle left.

I heard, it's one of best selling product among all the Derma RX range. *awesome-ness*

Ok enough of my long-winded-ness,

So being an awesome blogger, I decided to take a photo of how my skin looks like ONE DAY after my treatment ( , love me or not ??? ):

Don't get shocked !!! Your "wounds" from electro cautery treatment will definitely scab.

The scabbing will go off around 2-3 days. But usually ( first day after the treatment ), the scab will be slight reddish and raw. I feel that it's totally not itchy at all ( even though Dr Nicholas did warned me about it ).

Just that, it's very obvious lah but I must tahan. NO SHAME NO GAIN !!!

Dr Nicholas told me that I could go back to my regular skin regime ( after the first day of treatment ) BUT I MUST WEAR A SUNBLOCK.

Wearing a sunblock will help to protect my skin and prevent all the harmful sun rays from forming dark melanin ( dark spots ) on my skin.

Of course, these few days I cannot itchy hand and, go and scratch out the scab lah.

Dr Nicholas told me that the scab will fall by itself by the 4th or 5th day.

If you want it to be completely scab-free, I guessed it will take about a week.

But it's good to have scabbing, because it means that new skin are forming to replace the chao tar ones ( just like when you fall down, you will definitely have wound but after awhile a new skin will magically formed to replace the old ones ).

So now I just have to wait for the scab to complete fall off and I have fabulous comedone-less free skin !!! \(^.~)/

* THANKS TO ELECTRO CAUTERY TREATMENT *

* happiness *

It's really better and FASTER compared to those neighbourhood facial auntie lah ( because they always take forever to "tiao" my skin with their needle and squeeze super hard to drain out all those clogs. In the end leh, my face become super swollen and take forever to subside ) !!!

If you're interested to try out The DRX Clinic " Electro Cautery Treatment", it's priced at $300 - $500.

I feel that it's not very expensive leh. *I swear*

It's an asthetic clinic leh and you're getting treated by CERTIFIED DERMATOLOGISTS !!!

一分钱一分货, "yi fen qian, yi fen huo" !!! *cough* *cough*

If you wish to find out more about The DRX Clinic,

click HERE to visit their facebook page

you can call them at 6733 1555,

The DRX Clinic is located at 302 Orchard Road ( " Tong Building", the Rolex building next to Paragon ), take lift to 16th floor.

The whole 16th floor is THEIRS *incredible*.

Signing Off

Eric Lim

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Black Pepper Crab

2012-02-17T00:17:00.004-08:00

Hello Gorgeous,

How did you spend your Valentine Day?

With your partner, with your family or with your friends?

I spent my Valentine Day with BFFs Kay Kay and Yutaki.

These few weeks I had been really busy with work ( and earning $$$ ).

You couldn't imagine how exhausted, dehydrated and drained I am ;...(

Therefore, I felt really happy and touched to be able to ( squeeze some time from my crazy schedule and ) spend my Valentine Day with my beloved BFFs ( who have been there for me through all my ups and downs ).

Sorry, can't show you guys the photo of the shoe because it haven't been launched in
Kandy Kayne.
However, I feel damn proud of myself because I managed to shoot this behind the scene photo.
Yutaki had such a given talent with cameras. #NotAMyth
All his photos are portfolio-worthy !!!
He will make you ( or himself ) look like GODDESS ~~OF MERCY~~ !!!
LOL !!!

I went to meet Yutaki and Kay Kay at Scape ( after work ) because Kay Kay was doing her shoot for her new Kandy Kayne collection.

So after the shoot, we went to this secret zhi-char place ( that me and Yutaki discovered and they sell really DELCIOUS BLACK PEPPER CRAB ( no joke, really oishi ).

The cheebye thing is, it’s damn CHEAP also !!! Like $20 plus for one crab !!! *shen* *shen* *shen* *carry plastic bag* ).

Guess what happened?

The zhi-char place only left with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pathetic crab !!!

DULLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN MAX !!!

We came all the way from Orchard just for their chee bye crab leh *angsty* *neh neh bursting*.

*Disappointed to the brink*

Despite all odds, Yutaki insisted at tabao-ing ( take away ) that last pathetic piece of crab ( poor crab, still thought got hope to survive ). And eat that oishi crab infront of us *evil-ness* !!!

So we waited at our secret zhi car place and camwhore ( I know the background is damn HDB lah, at least we dressed up *round of applause please* LOL ) !!!

Yutaki damn stress.
Don't know whether enough $$$ to pay for his crab mah...
No lah just kidding.
He is counting his $100 notes !!!
*rich bitch*

KayKay went to curl and backcomb her hair for her ~~black pepper crab~~ kandy kayne shoot.
I feel damn intimidated by them both because they both dressed to KILL.
I'm on my casual wear. This is unacceptable. I feel so left out !!!
Hello, anyone remember we are eating B.L.A.C.K P.E.P.P.E.R C.R.A.B ???

Me and my casual-ness. FML. I should have join in the fun and DRESS TO KILL ~~~
WEAR TUXEDO, TURTLE NECK SHIRT, BOW TIE TO EAT CRAB !!!
I don't care *emo max* LOL !!!

Keep disturbing Yutaki and snapped his pictures.
He ignored me.
CHAO BYE BYE BITCH !!!

I told Kay Kay to join the fun and disturb him too !!!
\(^.~)/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! KAY KAY FAILLLLLLLLL ....
#YutakiIsAHiuLanBitch

Me ( with all perserverance and will ) trying to ACT CUTE/CHIO.
I know I can't do cute. But I die die want to act cute leh.
*Zhe mer yang* *Zhe mer yang*
shamelessly *snap* *snap* LOL!!!

Prior to our Vday dinner, all of us agreed on wear whatever LEOPARD PRINT outfits ( we had ).

Something like a "theme" dinner for Valentine's Day,

And we wore this:

Check out my comfy LEOPARD PRINT shoes !!!
Super Kawai Mitsubishi Fujitsu Ajisan Doraemon Digimon Pokemon CUTE RIGHT !!!
I sibei proud of myself for hunting down this in BKK !!!
Only 400 BAHT ( $16.10 ) !!!
( p.s the texture is damn furry one )

Yutaki Sibei-Oh-My-Tian HOT ( I mean sweating HOT )
leopard sweatshirt !!!
It's chio lah !!!
But it's sibei THICK can !!!
I see him wear, I feel hot for him.
#ActYiGeWinterSonata

KayKay leopard boots !!!
It's very GIANORMOUS-LY BIG !!!
It looks comfy because inside feels like cotton wool sia !!!
But can imagine, if someone got smelly leg and wear this.
Oh-My-Nose 0.0 !!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE THIS PHOTO.
THE AH MA EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS !!!

Yutaki finding his angle and KayKay is really SICK OF THIS SHIT !!! *yawns*

I look damn shack. Trying my best to "tian" my camera.
But fail. TOO EXHAUSTED FROM WORK !!!
zzz ZZZ zzz ZZZ ...

Finally our black pepper crab is done and packed !!!

We got into KayKay's car and re-decided on where we wanted to have our dinner ( while Yutaki is sibei happy holding on to his black pepper crab ).

But me and Kay are still hungry and grumpy !!!

In the end, we came up with a conclusion that even though our secret zhi-char place's black pepper crab is SOLD OUT, we will not cancel the plan instead we could go to other zhi-char place to have our black pepper crab.

Not nice also nvm. AT LEAST GOT CRAB CAN LIAO ( yes we are crab-ivores )!!!

So Kay Kay came up with the idea of having black pepper crab at this famous neighbourhood restaurant ( that sells really famous oiishii crab ).

It's called MELBEN !!!

Sounds familiar?

Anyone heard of it?

Kay says it's freaking famous and alot of celebrities go there and sign on their crab shells ( and it's TRUE, they have a wall of celebrity-signed crab shells ) !!!

In response, Yutaki said we all should go and sign on their crab shells also cos we are celebrities. HAHAHAHAHA 走火 leh this Yutaki !!!

We decided to go ahead with the idea but I was secretly praying that the black pepper crab better turn out to be more delicious than our secret zhi char place ( or else REFUND *riot* *riot* *riot* *switch on complain queen mode* ) and I'm mother hungry can !!!

So we queued outside Melben for like 10 mins ( according to Kay, Melben's queue can be as long as 1 HOUR !!! ).

We finally got a table ( wah damn stress, it's worst than hunting for a table in clubs ) !!!

So here is the photo of what we ordered:

I strongly requested to order PRAWN PASTE FRIED CHICKEN
( ha cheong kai ) !!!
It's my all time favourite zhi-char dish !!!
I can have this everyday and won't feel bored !!!
Confirm voodoo !!!
OhMyStomach *squeeze fats* !!! ;....(

WOOOHOOO !!!
The long awaited main dish is here !!!
BLACK PEPPER CRAB !!!
^.~
You cb crab, don't know we've been through so much just to eat u !!!
*saliva leaking*

The supporting dish ( and yet to try ) is ...
BUTTER CRAB !!!
and the best part is ...
NOT SPICY AT ALL !!!
If I eat black pepper until I sian, I can "dish-hop" to this !!!
\(^.~)/
* highly recommended by Kay*

I know I damn old school, but this is also my all time favourite
zhi-char dish also !!!
SALTED EGG PRAWN !! !
Yutaki intro-ed me to eat this and ever since then, I'M HOOKED !!!
All your fault Yutaki. LOL!!!

We start to gnaw at all the crabs !!!
Look at how "fleshy" is the crab !!!
Later then I found out, Melben uses SRI LANKA CRAB you know !!!

I am so happy with my Valentine Day dinner that I took a college all it !!! LOL !!!
Guess what ... the whole dinner ( including drinks, rice, wet tissue and a irritating plates of peanuts )
cost us around $200+ !!!
3 person leh, $200 bucks ?!?!
*cheapness can*

Thanks to our oishi food guru: Ms Yan Kay Kay
Photo shamelessly grabbed from Yutaki
\(^.~)/

The dinner was unbelievably good !!!

However, Yutaki kept comparing Melben black pepper crab to our secret zhi char place.

I feel the verdict is I think our secret zhi char place's black pepper crab is nicer.

However I feel that Melben's BUTTER CRAB is seriously worth the try.

Kay keep recommending us to try their Crab Bee Hoon.

She say until like the Crab Bee Hoon soup is like holy water leh !!! *OhMyJesus*

Got so shiok or not ???

Okok I confirm go back Melben and try their Crab Bee Hoon !!!

After we're done with our Valentine Day dinner at Melben, we went to Kay's house to chill and just gossip/talk cock till late.

Guess what happened the next day ?

I feel so guilty that I ate so much ... I went to buy a slimming pill from Watsons:

I hope you enjoyed reading my lame ass black pepper crab blogpost.

After reading this post, I hope it motivates you to put on more cholesterol, high blood and weight *evil-ness*.

It's damn shiok to spend a dinner night out with your friends and eat till FOOD COMA !!!

May we all grow fat and regret about it in 2012 !!! \(^.~)/

Signing Off
Eric Lim
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[Advertorial ] Durex – Love Box Pose and Post Photo Contest

2012-02-11T02:17:00.000-08:00

Hello fabulous readers,

Do you know that Valentine Day is round the corner ?

What would you be doing for your loved ones ?

Can’t exactly figure out what to do with/for your loved ones ?

What if I tell you that there is a contest that would let you win a 4D3N Couple Trip to Krabi ( worth SGD$ 5,000 ), or Dining Voucher at Sky Dining ( worth SGD$ 350 ),or Durex Hamper and merchandise ( worth SGD$ 50 ) just by …

CAMWHORING !!!

YES !!! * I know right * * why so easy ?? *

In conjunction with Valentine's Day, Durex will be launching a simple yet rewarding campaign ( incase you're wondering, no purchase is needed to participate in this contest ) :

“ Durex Love Box Pose and Post Photo Contest “

Here is the POSTER for Durex Love Post and Pose contest !!!

* About the contest *

About the contest

DUREX – Love Box Pose and Post Photo Contest is a contest to decide the most creative photo submission in conjunction with Valentine’s Day.

The Contest will run from 16th January 2012 to 29th February 2012.

The top 50 voted Contestants will be shortlisted and Panel of Judges will select the Winners.

This Contest is organized by Reckitt Benckiser (Singapore) Pte. Ltd. and the contest is open to residents of Singapore and permanent residents with valid NRIC who are aged 18 years old or over.

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I ( as a dedicated victim to camwhoring ) couldn’t back down a contest that is so EASY and yet REWARDING !!!

So I went to buy a ( brand new ) black fur cardigan and ( to finish my look ) I went to buy a leather half glove ( yes the one that Carrie Bradshaw wore in SATC the movie ) !!!

Well you don’t have to go all the way ( like me ), you can post interesting photos ( with your loved ones ) but most importantly, try to be more CREATIVE to gain more VOTES.

So your chances of winning is HIGHER !!!

Alright here is the photoshoot that I did :

Obviously, this is a Valentine Day contest.

I can't be posting pictures of me ALONE right ???

So I took a photo with my long-time Valentine ... MY BELOVED MUMMY ( whom I have dated for almost 20 years !!! ) :

My mum is so cute right ??? She die die wanna wear my SBA 2011 outfit !!!

Why do I pick my mum as my date for this year's Valentine ?

Firstly, I am NOT attached to anyone. I am SO BUSY with my life right now. I would rather spent time with my family member than spending time on a relationship.

Furthermore this year would be a memorable for me and my mum, because ... my mum is in a process of filing for a divorce.

This year would be a extremely tough year for her.

I felt like I owe her ALOT as a son. I think she deserved ( even ) more love from me, she deserved ( even ) more time with me and she deserved a much more better life ( because she gave up so much for me ).

She will FOREVER be my Valentine date and my no. 1 priority in my life !!!

I LOVE YOU MUMMY <3

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So I have chosen my photo to be submitted for the contest.

So how do I submit my photos ?

STEP 1: Click HERE to like Durex Singapore Facebook page !!!

STEP 2: Complete the submission by filling in a short registration form whereby you will need to provide your Full Name, IC Number, Gender, Race, Mobile Number, Email Address, Home Address and Agree to the Terms and Conditions of the Contest.

STEP 3: Choose to snap a instant photo or upload a photo from your library

STEP 4: Crop and Structure your photos nicely !!!

STEP 5: Click "DONE" to submit your entries !!! You can have multiple entries too as long as each entry meets the criteria !!!

STEP 6: GET AS MANY PEOPLE TO VOTE YOUR SUBMISSIONS AS POSSIBLE !!!

Even though I'm spending my Valentine's Day with my mum.

I think there's a need to teach boys some good VALENTINE'S DAY TIPS ( because majority of you are DUMBASS * in your face * ) !!!

STEP UP YOUR GAME BOYS !!! BE MORE CREATIVE !!!

Every year I have my girl-friends complaining to me how irritating/stupid their boyfriend is and I'm sick of hearing this, so I would like to share a lists of do's/don'ts for you BOYS ( love me or not ah ? )!!!

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Valentine's Day Do's

1) Craft something specially for her

Valentine's Day cards ( from gifts shops etc ) are nice, but girls will really know you love her if you take the time to make your own Valentine card.Your own little verse would add just the right touch. Taking time to do something out of the ordinary is romantic.

2) Cook for her

Once again, doing something out of the routine is an important way to show you care. Breakfast in bed, or cooking a romantic dinner for two can be fun for you and let her know you were willing to go the extra mile.

3) Write her a love letter

This is not an email, a text message or a card, but a real love letter. In your own handwriting, tell her what she really means to you. Tell her why you would choose her all over again if you had to. Tell her how perfect she is ( even though she might not be ). She'll keep that letter as a cherished part of her life.

4) Offer her a massage

Giving your woman a good foot massage or a solid back rub can really make her relax and feel good. Learn some massage techniques, pick up some massage oil and work out those stiff muscles. Just remember to that girls are the most easiest to please. You just need to be more sensitive/initiative than her for the night.

Valentine's Day Dont's

1) Don't ever ever FORGET about Valentine's Day.

The worst thing you could do is forgetting all about Valentine's Day. Put it on your calendar with big red letters. And a few days before, make sure you put a reminder in your iPhone. Girls might not say it, but they will secretly wishes you remember and SURPRISE them on Valentine's Day !!!

2) Don't buy the same shit you bought last year

Even if it worked well, your partner will appreciate something new and different. Girls want to know that you thought about her as you planned your Valentine's Day gift. Whatever gift you choose should be nice and out of the ordinary, and never ever REPEAT IT !!!

3) Don't buy for KINKY OUTFITS

Kinky outfits are very dangerous gift. You can get the wrong size( which is a big problem ). You can get the wrong color ( which pisses her off ). But most importantly, when guys give kinky outfits they often have one thought in mind, and giving kinky outfits as gifts can really backfire. Just resist the temptation and be a little more creative.

4) Don't go online or check your social media platforms for the night

Too many of us tend to get in front of the computer or our iPhones/Blackberry late at night for gaming, chatting or other online stuff. For this one night, leave all these gadgets off and focus on HER. She will be grateful for your UNDIVIDED attention.

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I hope that I could share some ideas of what you can do for this ( coming ) Valentine Day. I wish all you had a memorable Valentine Day.

Or a REWARDING one if you join the Durex Love Post and Pose Photo contest.

Oh em geeee I would love to win the grand prize ( a COUPLE trip to Krabi ), cos I never been to Krabi before leh !!!

Can you imagine, you and your loved ones walking along the beach of Krabi with your campaignes ?

Sibei ROMANTIC can !!!

Unless you wanna screw it up, and give her the worst Valentine's Day date lah !!!

Remember one year, only got one Valentine's Day !!!

Girls ( especially ) take it to heart one ( * Don't listen to those cliche crap ; " Everyday can be Valentine's Day whaaaat ?!?! * Fuck off then your gf screw you one time a year lah !!! you want bo ? )

So what you waiting for ?

CLICK HERE TO JOIN DUREX LOVE BOX POSE & POST CONTEST

and start cracking your brains and camwhore with your loved ones NOW !!!

Signing Off
Eric Lim
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